fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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