Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
meet me or not, i'm out of control
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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