Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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