what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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