well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
