Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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