Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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