Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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