when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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