I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dick very happy bro
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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