Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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