Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
