Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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