Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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