What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
