just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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