I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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