Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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