I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
