We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
this will be a night to untag.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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