so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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