You can't motorboat a personality
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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