Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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