New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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