so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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