idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dear god my vagina.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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