i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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