thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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