meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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