There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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