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I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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