we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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