I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Randomize
