If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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