my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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