I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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