Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
