He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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