dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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