weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So vagazzling was a success
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
try to milk me bitch
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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