Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We left an ass print on the piano.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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