So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The struggles of a small town man whore
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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