Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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