There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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