Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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