I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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