doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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