Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
