No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Randomize
