I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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