he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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