i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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