So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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